Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Noah's Ark

1. Don't miss the boat.

2. Plan ahead, it wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

3. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

4. Remember that we are all in the same boat.

5. Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done.

6. Build your future on high ground.

7. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

8. Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

9. When your stressed, float awhile.

10. Remember the Ark was built by armatures, the Titanic by professionals.

11. No matter the storm, when you are with God there's always a rainbow waiting.